Sean

 

 

 

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Visit my web page at...

 
 

www.yourface.org.uk

 

Or my really old one (which probably doesn't exist anymore)...
www.freewebs.com/sean_slug

 

Here's some bits from it...

 

its a slugs life
  but boy its a good 1

 welcome to SEAN BONACCORSI GILMORE'S freeweb website. i dont know what i'm actualy going to put in it but enjoy reading it anyway.

a lida bida beeda bouda me

me me me me me me me me me me me ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MMEE MMEE MMMEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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THATS IT REALY (JUST KIDDIN, THERES MORE ON OTHER PAGES)

 

RULES OF SITE

THESE MUST BE FOLLOWED CORECTLY:

  1. if you are reading this site around breakfast you must still be waring your pyjamas
  2. if you are reading this site around lunch you must pull yourself from th computer and go outside(unless its raining)
  3. if you are reading this site around dinner time you must be eating your pudding at the computer
  4. if you are reading this site at a diferent timeyou will be persocuted (tickled to death)
  5. if you share a home with A U.F.F (unidentified flying freak)in an old boot over gown with poison ivey and giant venus fly traps on a purple bogie mountain in a contenent the shape of a tree under the surface of planet oz eating green bricks please contact me caus u need some searios help

Just me...

i like lots of things including animals dinosours macienes computers lego and last but definatly not least bionicle. i like making stuf but i dont like pulling them apart so i have loads of half made models.

heres a breif over view of who i am and were i live...im an illegal ant hte size of an elephant with two chickens called pecky and perky and an ostrich called picky.my real name is fred and i live in a mantion the size of an atom.

realy bad jokes?!?! are you kiddin me?!?!

realy bad jokes?!?! are you kiddin me?!?!these arent realy bad jokes, heck they're not even bad, they're realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy bad jokes.
heck with it its absolutly horendous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and these are the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Have you heard about the new pillows?
  • They're making headlines!

 

  • Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
  • She wanted to be a nurse.

 

  • When is a school paper not a school paper?
  • When it's turned into the teacher.

 

  • What do flies wear on their feet?
  • Shoos.

 

  • What's Mary short for?
  • She's got no legs.

 

  • What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
  • A tuba toothpaste.

 

  • Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
  • Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

 

  • A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams.
    First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam.
    It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
  • The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

 

  • Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
  • If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

  • What do you say when a dog runs away?
  • Dog-gone!

and thats not all of am!!!

but i cant be bothered to show u the rest

ill stop now

ill gues your gettin board of all a these jokes so ill stop now

a bit a my fab family

well enough about me, how bout the family. well ive got a sister whos realy into music an dat kinda stuf( just like most15 year old girls)and she plays the giutar. shes neva realy nice to me she ignores me and shoves me off the comuter wheneva she can.any way, then theres my mum a good hearted loving mother... but she still tells me to do the cores cause wheneva my mum tells gabby to do the chores she neva does them. and theres my dad,spends the day on the computer, realy into engenearing an electronics and works for a phoncompony called tresorbut it only sells in foron countries,ive got one though.and not forgetting the pets cuddles the dog(cut and cuddly toy pomaranian)about a foot  high and a foot and a half long, and mopsey the bunny(quite big and use to be a little vicius.

Mmmmm

too many pages is a bit too much if you know what i mean, dont you think And i dont know what els i can put in. why dont you have a look at the bionicle site ore some of my other fab sites like miniclipand mofunzone and playthegames and get the cheats for your fab game on pc or any other games consoleor even make ur own site at freewebs.com

 

thank u for readin whateva i've writen

My Links

bionicle

miniclip

mofunzone